if I get a little prettier can I be your baby?

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greenreticule:

dicksmasher:

chihuahualovr:

notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat:

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scribblesugar:

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robin-the-robo:

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runby2:

If you ever need reassurance that you’re smart I’ll share the fact I found out rice isn’t a noodle and it’s actually a plant literally last year

Just to be clear I’m incredibly smart and I’m not selling myself short this just wasnt my best hot boy moment

Hey, I have a question. What are noodles made out of?

I was under the assumption that it was boiled bread.

Why would anyone boil bread that isn’t bagels and why did I have to be punched in the guts twice by these revelations

Why are you boiling your bagels

Today I learned from 10 people that you make bagels by boiling them

you what

You what

[id: aggressive red all-caps text saying “THIS POST IS ABOUT KNUCKLES. DO NOT DERAIL”, flanked by pictures of the Sonic character Knuckles. end id]

thanks for adding the id but what the fuck

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redpandarascal:

3liza:

i truly fear it is a matter of time before tumblr succumbs to nannymode as well. we must post as many celebrity death threats as possible before then

same energy

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officialfist:

moira-odeorain:

this is the funniest god damn thing ive ever seen

pugetsound:

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

ALT

saloomy-memes:

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ohnofixit:

youhavethewrong:

bananaquilava:

tatersgonnatate:

… Y'know what, sure. why not

This should be considered a form of art.

Because it is. This was made by artist Foka Wolf. You can find more examples of his art on his instagram.

Yep! To be clear this was made out of fake ads and posted in a public space by the artist. That’s why everything lines up so conveniently and the fonts match.

I’ve seen it called brandalizing. :)

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pargolettasworld:

tikkunolamorgtfo:

Jewish abortion rights advocates use religious freedom suit to try to save access

Imposing Christian morality and Christian dogma on non-Christians is a good working definition of religious tyranny.

nbcnews.com

“But not everyone is Christian. And imposing Christian morality and Christian dogma on non-Christians is a good working definition of religious tyranny — which the First Amendment of the Constitution explicitly rejects.”

…

“Christians do not have the right to impose their doctrines on the consciences, and on the bodies, of everyone else. If DeSantis wants to put the fetus at the center of his faith, that’s his business. Other people, including many Jewish people, aren’t willing to sacrifice the health and safety of women and pregnant people on that altar. Theocracy isn’t freedom. It isn’t life, either.”

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bogleech:

jellyish:

I wish there were different words for the different types of forgetting because  when I say I forgot something, I don’t mean “I forgot we had plans on Friday.” I almost always mean “I forgot today was Friday.” I know my friend’s birthday is on March 20th, but I won’t wish her happy birthday on time because I won’t know it’s March 20th on March 20th. My forgetfulness has nothing to do with not caring about/remembering events and everything to do with my inability to keep up with the passage of time.

My most common one is being 100% certain I did the thing already because the memory of doing it and the memory of intending to do it are the same mental images.

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intelligentchristianlady:

A bus may have only a couple of passengers, especially at the beginning or end of its route. But let’s also take fuel efficiency into account.

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mintytrifecta:

mintytrifecta:

literary-squagon:

shortgremlinman:

p33p33p00p00:

mintytrifecta:

can you please elaborate on this

hey uhhhhhh OP. im begging you. tell us more

OP this is gonna keep me up at night

DNCJSJSJDJSJ OKAY SO

Donald’s family is composed of three branches. The McDuck Clan, Coot kin and the Duck family.

Coots are smaller birds that often get mistaken for ducks and while Coot can be used as a last name like how Duck or Mouse are common last names in the duckverse (like Johnson or Smith etc) I doubt that Barks and Rosa went out of their way to give them a last name without it having some biological meaning as well.

Donald’s dad, Quackmore Duck, is the son of Elvira Coot and Humperdink Duck. Now, unfortunately we don’t know much about Humperdink’s parents but we’re given enough tools at our disposal to figure enough out.

Donald’s mother is Hortense McDuck, a fiery duck from Scotland. As far as I can tell, duck is all she has.

So that’s it right?? Donald is part duck part coot??

NOPE

THERE’S SOMETHING ELSE

DONALD’S PART GOOSE AS WELL

The guy who looks high at the bottom left corner of the picture there?? That’s Gus Goose. He’s a semi-distant cousin of Donald’s related to him from his father.

Now it’s implied from the family tree that the goose part for Gus came from Luke Goose which is fine and dandy and it could very well have been from him. But again, it doesn’t have to be the only source of goose in his family. (and it already isn’t considering Gladstone Gander canonically being half goose half duck)

Humperdink’s parents are unknown right?? Who’s to say he isn’t part goose as well? Maybe he got it from his dad or mom who knows they’re not in the tree. And if he’s part goose part duck, then Quackmore is goose-duck-coot mixed.

Going by all of this, we can say that Donald Duck is 2/4ths Duck, ¼th Coot and ¼th Goose.

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shock:

why must life have a grand purpose? is it not enough to have some basil, and mozzarella?

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